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there is an obese guy who is looking television. a business comes on for a assured weight reduction of 10 pounds in per week. so the fellow, wondering what the hell, symptoms up for it. next morning an incredibly lovely female is standing at his door in not anything but a pair of running footwear and a sign about her neck that reads, "if you may capture me, you can have me." as quickly as he sees her, she takes off jogging. he attempts to seize her, but is unable. this maintains for a week, on the cease of which, the man has misplaced 10 pounds.
 after this he attempts the following healthy eating plan, 15 kilos in every week. the following morning a fair greater beautiful girl is status on the door, in comparable situations. the same takes place with her as the first female, besides he nearly catches her. this keeps for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less. enthusiastic about this fulfillment, he decides to do the master program. earlier than he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned approximately the depth of this plan. still he signs up. the next morning, waiting on the door, is a hulking three hundred pound muscle man with nothing but a couple of going for walks footwear, a raging erection, and a signal around his neck that says, "if i seize you, you are mine!" the man become supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he misplaced 34.
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