Man:I wanna marry you
Girl:Do you smoke?
Man:yes
Girl:how many packs of cigarette do you smoke daily?
Man:Just one
Girl:how long have you been smoking?
Man:for 25 years now
Girl:WHAT! a pack of cigarette cost 50 cent.Since you've been smoking for 25 years you've spent $225000 on cigarette do you know dat if you were saving that money everyday you could have Bought a Lamborghini?? :-P
Man: Do you smoke
Girl: Not at all
Man: Where is ur Lamborghini
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