I'm afraid of what might happen to the contract.

*Wife:*- Woooooooooow!!, darling I have a very big surprise for you. I can't believe this.

*Husband:* - Ok pls I will call you back. I'm about to receive a contract of 30 million cedis.

*Wife:* - Darling, it's good news but this one is very urgent. Pls come home now. Pls it's VERY URGENT.

*Husband:*- But I'm about to...

*Wife:* - PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME.

*Husband:*- em.. pls my wife just called me for something urgent. Pls grant me access to go and come back quickly.

*Company:*- Well, if you leave, I'm afraid of what might happen to the contract.

*After few minutes*
*_The man quickly went home..._*
*Husband:* _```(Seriously sweating)```- Honey why this urgent surprise at a time I was abt to receive a contract worth 30 million cedis.

*Wife:*- Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers.

*Husband:*- Are you pregnant?

*Wife:* - Haba honey! Its more than pregnancy. If it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed your business deal.

*Husband:* - Wow, so what's the surprise?

*Wife:* _```(Being happy)```_ Honey, I can't believe this. You know we have been praying for over 6 months now? God has finally answered us. That Big rat
that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead. I called you to remove it. I'm scared of touching rats.

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU ARE THIS WOMAN'S HUSBAND ??

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