the good news and the bad

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A physician simply finishes his check-up with a man.

Dr: i have were given appropriate new and terrible news. Which do you want to pay attention first?

Affected person: i bet the awful information.

Dr: properly, you only have about 3 months to stay and there may be not anything else we are able to do. I'm sorry.

Patient: (starts crying)

Dr: now, now... I recognize you're dissatisfied... However don't forget, i additionally said there was right news.

Affected person: yes, i want some correct news... What is it?


Dr: well, you know my nurse, donna.

Patient: (cheering up) yes?

Dr: , the only with the huge breasts?

Affected person: (greater excited) sure, sure...

Dr:  the only it truly is always flirting with you each time you come in for a checkup?

Patient: (very excited) sure, sure - what approximately her?

Dr: i finally had intercourse together with her last night.
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