A man gets home early from work and hears strange noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting."What's up" he asked"
I am having a heart attack" the woman cries.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for an ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4yr old son comes up and says;"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on. The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on the closet floor. "You idiot!" the man says, "my wife is having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her to the hospital".
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