You have AIDS.

Lady Chip goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Chip, I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." Chip is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Chip asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for." 

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