one gressful afternoon when the sun that day grew so hot like hell that one will cry or run for shelter, i pickup some cash and dash out to get some soft drinks and a bottle of water. As i was on my way i this pretty chick on the road paste my eyes on her,my heart beat out to the world for she was so pretty before my eyes that ones jaw will drop down.
her lips so sweet and reddish before my eyes, her smile fades away my gaze on her, her eyes purify my tears like on other what a beauty. poor me with my naughty thought which i vibe through her hips and as*.... doing that almost cost me my life that the driver driving a car hone angrily at me saying "you wan die".
all i did was to say sorry and before i could raise my head to look at my enchanted beauty, she was already gone that i feel so pist that very moment. so i rushed to the store/shop to get my physiological needs.
on getting there behold i saw the same enchanted queen that i met outside, unlucky for me i did not switch my eyes on her as*.. so i rushed and get what i need then rush to the counter to pay for what i wanted to buy.
I was very nervous but i didn't know what push me to say 'hi' to her, but to my biggest surprise she didn't even look at me or even move as if she heard a word, i was like could it be that she did not hear what i said to her......
at that moment i did not know what to do, but my eyes were looking at the soft as* walking in front of me. then i vibe back and payed for my drinks and a bottle of water then rushed to the door which was about to close.
As i walked out rushed and hasty, then i saw her and my mind was filled with rose flower in my stomach, like she heard already said yes to me. So i spring up like a rabbit and called out to her saying hey..... cutie wait up why the rush.
she was about turning to face me and that very moment i was like wow my dream indeed came true at last, but like seriously no way, that was not what it turn out to be, she turned and said "GAY........"
then my eyes went paste like a drunk not knowing what to say.
she continued saying "GAY.........., ME EXCUSE YOU NOW OR I KILL ME ON ROAD AND I SOK MY BLOOD" at that time i thought i was dreaming which i was praying my dream had come true oh lord why me at this gressful time.
Before i will finish extending my thought to myself then she said, "I EAT MY DREAMS AND I PIE ON ME". GOD i shouted why is English in naija so wrong for me... then i turned to her and said angrily " IS YOU ONLY ME I SPEAK ENGLISH IN NAIJA"
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